The Rules of Slashdot

Just in case if you are not aware, here are some Slashdot rules that you might want to know.

1. We love Apple (especially when they do something just like Microsoft, and even more if their product is vaporware).
2. We hate Microsoft (especially when they do something just like Apple, and even more when their product is vaporware).
3. Steve Jobs can do no wrong (especially when he does the same as Bill Gates).
4. Bill Gates can do no right (especially when he does the same as Steve Jobs).
5. Any story that is positive about Bill Gates or Microsoft will get tagged fud or troll.
6. Any story that is negative about Steve Jobs or Apple will get tagged fud or troll.
7. One Laptop Per Child is the second coming of Christ.
8. Nicholas Negroponte is Christ.
9. We ignore Sun (especially when they dominate any specific industry).
10. We adore Java (even though it was developed by Sun).
11. It has been The Year That Linux Takes Over the Desktop for about 8 years.
12. It has been The Year That Microsoft Dies for about 15 years.
13. It has been The Year That Apple Overtakes Microsoft for about 10 years.
14. Ubuntu is Gods chosen Linux distribution.
15. All other distributions of Linux are wannabesespecially the ones that have been around longer than Ubuntu.

Reiterated by: davmoo (63521)